What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What are the primary causes of the persistent smog crisis affecting Delhi and other parts of North India?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

A View to a Kill

Goldfinger

What can I do when I'm ugly on both outside and inside? What do I do? Cut myself off from the world to make everyones lives better? I'm a monster. I hurt feelings, and I say what was said to me. I feel like I'm nothing but a burden. What do I do?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”She is very sexyful!”

From Russia With Love

Has your wife made you a cuckold?

-J W Pepper

Moonraker

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

If an abortion doesn’t affect you, why do people make it a big deal?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Is there scientific evidence for reincarnation? If so, how does it work and can it be proven through regression therapy?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why did my ex move on so quickly?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why cant I stop thinking about counsellor between sessions?

-”Ah so!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why do a lot of autistic people not know how to style their hair?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

How did you as a human being change while growing up?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Dr No

Octopussy

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-All the bad guys are black.